Anonymous said: guess wat!!! ur still an faget

Thanks Lesloo jew

This horse radish drove 4 hours to see me today. Happy 6 months! 🐳 (at Fulton Harbor)

This horse radish drove 4 hours to see me today. Happy 6 months! 🐳 (at Fulton Harbor)

Anonymous said: Youre cool

Yeah I know. Thanks for noticing.

Anonymous said: I love you

Who wouldn’t?

jhart87:

I have been laughing about this for days now.

jhart87:

I have been laughing about this for days now.

(via vagina-itch)

(Source: sanicdaily, via creepypastajr)

Anonymous said: Love?

creepsmcpasta:

"You do not need pasta."

— Me laying in bed talking to myself at 1:30 in the morning  (via seabelle)

(via themrcreepypasta)

  • me: *goes to tumblr*
  • the whole tumblr dash: “I came here to have a good time and-
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: I came here to have a good time and honestly I am feeling so attacked right now.

sixpenceee:

THE SPONGEBOB THEME SONG SLOWED BY 800% WILL HAUNT YOUR DREAMS

This was no joke, sweet dreams

ORIGINAL VIDEO 

(via creepsmcpasta)

  • England: “Fantastic. Cheerio, America.”
  • America: “Yeah. Fruit Loops to you, too, dude.”

eozredavni:

Who even names these

(via tilt-until-horizontal-deactivat)

castiels-feathery-butt:

tyflowsion:

what if ducks threw bread back at you

you’d have to duck

(Source: tyquil)

d0nn0:

happy June 19th everyone

(via jar-of-bells)